The first big promotion puts an up-and-comer into a 3-Series. The first job with its own parking space prompts a move into a 5-Series. And when your name finally shows up in the annual report, nothing defines the moment like a new 7-Series.
In this scenario, nothing has primacy like the new BMW M5. It's the king of the roost, the big dog, the top of the food chain.
A complex, magnificent car, the 2006 M5 sedan mixes luxury and performance, speed and function, like no other car on the road.
As well it should at nearly $95,000.
Extracting power from the thunderous 5.0-liter V-10 is easy. After all, there is 500 horsepower inside. Motor Trend says it went from 0 to 60 mph in 4.5 seconds, which is quite amazing for a four-door, five-passenger, two-ton-plus machine.
But getting to that power requires a steep learning curve. The M5 comes with BMW's seven-speed sequential manual gearbox (SMG) transmission, which allows for shifting via steering-wheel paddles or by flicking the slick shift knob, but doesn't require a clutch pedal. It also operates in something akin to an automatic mode. But there's more. The M5's brain allows for six manual shift settings and five automatic shift settings. BMW calls it Drivelogic, with the lowest settings providing soft and slow shifts, while the top ones produce hard and fast shifts.
I tried them all, and the car was always fast. But sometimes it would shift boom-boom-boom in rapid succession at about 2,000 to 2,500 rpm. At other times, it wouldn't shift until 4,500 or 5,000 rpm and the move from gear to gear would be accompanied by a long, noticeable delay that would rock me back in my seat.
Ultimately, I became most comfortable using the steering-wheel-mounted paddles to shift.
Many other driving functions -- how much power the engine provides, the degree of shock damping, whether stability and traction controls are on and off -- can be configured to a driver's preference, too.
Some can be set via BMW's iDrive, a fixed, mouse-like dial behind the shifter that controls navigation, entertainment, climate and other functions via choices displayed on the vehicle's monitor. Familiarity usually breeds contentment, but the need for multiple steps to achieve simple tasks, such as changing radio frequencies, continues to annoy. Still, all that falls aside as you cruise the open road in this muscular, well-balanced car. The steering is precise, and the brakes are stout.
You can see the 5-Series in the M5's silhouette, but its square-shouldered good looks generally disguise the beast within. Clues, exist, though, that something special is present -- from its subtle rear-deck spoiler, to its four shiny exhaust tips that peak out from below, to its ``M'' gills on the side flanks, to its gorgeous 19-inch alloy wheels.
On the inside, the cabin continues BMW's gradual evolution away from spare and stark. Here, perforated leather seats, a bit of shiny maple wood trim and some chrome bits provide a luxurious setting for driving.
Our test model, painted Indianapolis red metallic, included such options as heads-up display, Sirius satellite radio and a navigation system. Seats can be heated, ventilated and even made to poke you in the sides -- all in the name of better support -- during hard turns.
Fuel mileage, at 12 mpg in the city and 18 mpg on the highway, is predictably poor. I averaged 12.8 mpg in a week of as many enthusiastic miles as I could travel.
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