Path of Least Resistance
February 3, 2018
I'm not much into buying new automobiles. If you're reading this, then I bet at some point along the way you've had a bad experience doing the same thing. I contacted Hoyte just to test the waters. Look, I just wanted to put my toe in and see how it feels. And boy, did it feel GOOD. That water was perfect. Temperature was spot on, nice clear blue, with a perfect pH balance. When all other dealerships are your local public pool that's 'artificially' warm, with a high probability of broken glass on the bottom of the pool, Hoyte was your private, members only, hotel pool with that waiter that shows up without prompting just as your 5th mai tai is finished, only to replace it with another, this time garnished with a different color umbrella just to keep things fresh. If the perfect pool is Hoyte, then that spot on waiter is Blake Andrews - he made it easy for me to not only buy that mai tai, but made me feel good drinking it. Time to leave the days of the public pool behind - go see Blake at Hoyte and welcome to perfect weather, a private pool, and a damn good mai tai.