Video: Career Cars

(blues music) What do you think the driver of a Cadillac Escalade would do for a living? Oh, sh*t, I think he might be a lawyer Nah I think he might be like a baller or something. A rapper. Definitely a hip hop rapper. Rob banks. Rob banks? Does something in investments. That's gotta be a Vice President or President of a big company. Rich environmental polluter. That's a pimp. A pimp? Yeah All right. Maybe a dealer of some sort. Gang banger. The wife of an executive. And then how about the driver of a Ford Taurus? Ford Taurus. You would be a mailman. Ah someone who works for ida. Salesmen. That's a guy just lost his job. He work at Popeye's That's like a train engineer. Maybe, factory worker. Oh, that's me. You drive a Ford Taurus? Yes. And what do you do? Nothing. Nothing? All right. I drive a Ford Taurus (laughs) And what do you, what do you do for a living? I'm a waitress Slash student Yeah a student How about the driver of a Porsche convertible? My son who I'm meeting in five minutes. Wow. What does he do for a living? Auctions Trader. Oh, that's my husband. Oh, your husband? Lucky lady. Gold Digger. Bachelor, bout 45. Rich. I think he might be a lawyer. President. Somebody with lots of money to waste. All retired. Middle aged spread (laughs) The baby boomer one always have a nice car. I think he just tests cars for a living. Spoiled rich kid. And then how about the driver of a Honda CR-V, A house husband or somebody whose work says corporate America. Honda CR-V, that would be me. You? And what do you do for a living? I work at a nuclear power plant? I don't know somebody who pretends to be an environmentalist. Soccer mom. Yeah That's a soccer mom. Like a soccer mom. Soccer mom. Soccer mom. I bet a mom, stay at home mom, soccer mom, Maybe a mommy, mommy with a couple of kids. And what about the driver of a Jeep? Unemployed. Ice cream kid. Someone who works all week long for that weekend. He doesn't have a job. Um, he has a trust fund and he spends his time at this lake. Yeah. Somebody who wishes they were outdoors and fantasizes about it, but probably never gets there. Maybe like an 18 year old kid getting crazy pulled off top, off road. And how about the driver of a Toyota Corolla? A guy that's, you know, very conscious of, of gas and the environment because they burn clean. Works at Walmart. Middle management, maybe. About to get asked. I'd say most likely a housewife to drive them to take the kids to the grocery store. Um, elderly lady. Corolla is a, is everyday people I think. Everyday people. For more car related news, go to cars.com or our blog kicking tires.