It takes a special kind of vehicle to arouse the sort of comedic disdain Cars.com reviewer Kelsey Mays exhibits toward the love-it-or-hate-it 2013 Nissan Juke. In the video above, Mays goes all Don Rickles on the compact crossover — likening it to both the Pontiac Aztek and TV’s “Real Housewives” — targeting everything from its froggy-eyed front end to cheap plastic interior features and stingy cargo space. Watch the video and decide if you’re in on the Juke.
Former Assistant Managing Editor-News Matt Schmitz is a veteran Chicago journalist indulging his curiosity for all things auto while helping to inform car shoppers.