Video: 2012 Production Bloopers
By Cars.com Editors
September 5, 2012
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At Cars.com, we deliver high-quality, comprehensive video reviews — and try to put on a good show. Those videos, however, don’t always turn out perfect the first time. It takes many tries, as this year’s 2012 blooper reel can attest.
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<v Male Voice Over>Cars.com Auto Review. Hi, I'm Dave Thomas. And I'm Jennifer Newman. And this is my son, Ben. (bleep) You're doing the whole thing Oh shoot.
Shoot! It's no wonder then that car shoppers are snapping up fuel efficient, small cars at a very fast rate. We've got five of them... (geese honking) We're up to 207 horsepower, from- This would be a good moment for a Kelsey Maze snap fest. Gotta redo this (bleep) Moves, Sorry. (knocking) I'm gonna have to do that a different way. (hitting and slapping) (bleep) Nah, I gotta do it again. (rhythmic hitting And snapping) You can get three different engines with the new Escape, but there's one big story. (engine starting) and that's fuel efficiency. And thank you for starting your engine right on my cue. (hood slamming) That's awkward. All right. The front seat has a spacious feeling, that it- Ah! Come on, get out of here! Run away! (laughing) This one too? <v Crew Member>Yeah, that one too. (quacking noises) Three little things that bug me, I got to throw them in there. One is, this car has a very light- Beige? Start filling your car- Ah. That- Um- Shoot. One of the other big changes, more creases and such in the body. That actually I think improve it a lot when people don't walk behind me. Even when you get this, ah. It's coming down. The Cabrio adds $4,000 to the price of the, you bounced. The Cabrio adds $4,000 to the price of the 500. So- Maybe if I sing it, maybe if I break into song. Seeming like real leather, Mercedes calls it M B techs. That means if you go get takeout in Houston, you can tell your friends in the car to not spill their TexMex on the techs. All right. Anyway, let's, let's try it one more time. <v Crew Member>BMW Modern? <v Crew Member>Modem? Modern. Yeah. Modem. (various mouth noises) So it takes a lot for me to recommend to one- bleh bleh beep beep beep. That really doesn't matter to people like my in-laws or- crap. Gone for 23- ah. Also the all wheel drive system is a more traditional system, which saves blah blah blah blah. The BMW three series is an extremely popular, buffering. (sighing) In highly customizable, ah shoot. With its refinement at- ah. The Dart's available with a choice of-. On the other side of things, sport mode changes accelerator pedal sensitivity, turns the (bleep) engine on. And also a nice illuminated blue ring around the ventilations. Ventilations. (laughing) Which comes with illuminated sill plates for all four doors a and illuminate. Okay. So Ryan, I'm going to, what do you want me to do? Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. The torque is up from two 11. That can't be right. (bleep) What that does is improve the weight distribution a little bit, but there's still 58%. I got the number wrong. Utility is important in any SUV. (beeping) but hmm I don't like that. It also has really good road- (bleeping) Road hoading. That's what it is. (laughing) That's going to be on every bloopers reel now. You cut all of that. Didn't you, you jerk. For more car related news, go to cars.com or our blog, KickingTires.net.