Video: 2013 Production Bloopers
By Cars.com Editors
December 17, 2013
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Watch as Cars.com's finest miss their marks, botch their lines, fumble with hoods and hatchbacks, get tongue tied and break up at their own cheesy jokes -- and be sure to stick around 'til the end for an epic equipment wipeout.
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(upbeat alternative music) Hi, Joe Wiserfelder with cars.com. We're in Georgia, where they grow the pine cones really big. Wait a minute. It's the cone of silence. Okay. Let's do it for real. Let's pop the hood and take a closer look.
(man laughing) <v Director>That would be a cut. So stick with us and enjoy the next couple of minutes. We'll have, blah blah blah. Blah, blah blah. They sit kind of in this lower bumper with a Swiss cheese of openings. Either way, it's not a Gouda look for Nissan. (man laughing) So there's no access to the cargo area when seats, (man stammering) Anyone ever need a SUV with three rows and 550. (man laughing) That's it for now. Thanks for watching news. (man laughing) This is the new club level. No, what is my problem? I'm Mark Williams for pickuptrucks.com. All the horsepower and torque numbers are carry over from 2012. I don't have an ending. That the success. (Mark stammering) Sorry. Regular cab super cab. Okay, all good. If you know anything about the CLA, it's likely the price. Merspade. Merspades? Pretty much carry over from 20, (man stuttering) sorry. Which. (man making noises) Okay. Hundreds of options to choose from. <v Camera Man>When you order your. There's also some nice textures on. (man making noises) (funky hip hop music) But basically it's a test to see which of these trucks you can sit in with a cat on your head, A cat on your head? All right. (men laughing) Once that delay is over, then it shoots ahead. Clearly I have to do this one again. (man laughing) Oh man. Tons of room. Look at this. I got vents back here. I got map lights. I got armrests padding. Woo, cup holders. Bag yo. Well there's some susp-. (man stuttering) Oh man, look at all this room. Map lights, huzzah. Arm rests. Woo. <v Man 1>You like the best actor I know. <v Man 2>We're going to use that audio. (men laughing and chattering) While the FX stinking, (man stuttering) What the. (man stammering) The first thing you'll probably notice is that the spare tire is now gone across the lineup this year. Really? It has a panoramic sunroof that runs not just from the beginning. (man stammering) No. Nothing. (men laughing) Don't tell jokes and then expect me to just go right into it. I'm sitting, because this floor is cold, which is nice. And I'm like baking in the heat lights. So when you need me to also I'll crouch again. Hold up. I feel like I'm at a beach resort with the breeze. Need a mister. This car is close to $26,000 which is about 40 free. (man stammering) And 46 miles per gallon on the highway, which is fully seven. Adding to the, nope didn't work. There. I'll do it over here. Cause this is, this is how people close hoods. Uh huh, yeah. And one of the areas where the S61 it's, one of the areas in our. Can you get that thing out of my face? (camera scraping) (engine revving)