The last Dealership you will ever need.
December 3, 2018
With staffed super-humans, this dealership is more than incredible. The Super Joe's consisting of JoJo, Joe, Joseph, Jose, Jolene, Joe, Joey, Joe, and Jo; along with the Funding Master Dustin, are there to make your life better. I was having relationship problems, came to the entourage of problem solving Heroes. I had to make supper plans, but could not make my mind up on what to eat for the night. The Joe's and Dustin came in with answers. I needed to have a Brand New Dodge Charger in order to prevent my heart from exploding due to the lack of horsepower in my life, and yet again, the Roseville Chrysler Jeep Dodge RAM Team came to the rescue. I remember the night like it was today, my mind was sad, my head faced down toward the ground. Insecure without a Destroyer Gray Charger, I slumped my way into the dealership. I pointed at the car I wanted, and 32 minutes later, I was 0 to 60 in less than 2 seconds out the door in a Brand New Super Joe Dustin Model Charger (search SJD Charger for more info). The horsepower was so powerful, I was able to boost my own ego so much that night. Now I sit in stance with my vehicle, sharing stories of the legends, known only by first name, and how they carried my soul to victory on a warm spring night, where egos go to rise, and sadness is stopped with shear horsepower claimed at the wheel. I suggest swiping right on this dealership every time.